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cumstache
Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?
The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!
cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003
Related Words
Cummiache • Cummache • cummy ache • cummie ache • cumstache • Cumache • Cumitche • cumkitchen • cummach • cummach ache
Cummicane
The act of ejaculating while another farts to blow the cum on one's face. Often involving 3 people.
If fart is not strong, the act of ejaculating and farting simultaneously on one person will also suffice.
If fart is not strong, the act of ejaculating and farting simultaneously on one person will also suffice.
Chris: Hey I heard Jane is a cum-guzzling slut and also likes sniffing farts!
Willow: Lets put a smile on her face and give her a cummicane tonight.
Bro five!
Willow: Lets put a smile on her face and give her a cummicane tonight.
Bro five!
Cummicane by BigDickChink December 20, 2010
Cumstache
A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.
Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!
Cumstache by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006
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