Cummiache

When a male has not had sex for too long. The cum builds up and you need a release so bad that it affects your mood.

It’s been 3 days since Ami has had sex with me. I have a cummiache!

by eck07 January 29, 2022

cumstache

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

Cummicane

The act of ejaculating while another farts to blow the cum on one's face. Often involving 3 people.
If fart is not strong, the act of ejaculating and farting simultaneously on one person will also suffice.

Chris: Hey I heard Jane is a cum-guzzling slut and also likes sniffing farts!
Willow: Lets put a smile on her face and give her a cummicane tonight.
Bro five!

by BigDickChink December 20, 2010

cummach

Dried up cum on the stomach. Often the result of a pull and pray

A: What took you so long to get to the pool?
B: I took a shower before coming out here, I shacked last night and felt icky.
A: Hmm, sounds like somebody had a cummach...

by Sralala October 10, 2006

Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

by Knifo August 25, 2011

Cumstache

A mustache of cum after one tries to swallow.

"Man she blew me and got a big ol' cumstache!"

by JCbaybee March 31, 2010