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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Matthew fucked me so hard last night, I don't know where he's been, maybe he's a cummet.
"Mummy, I didn't know Sputnik was white!" "Oh that's just a little cummet my son."
Cummet by poopyass69 January 16, 2021
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Cummehameha 

Right before you blow your load, pul out and put your dick between your wrist. As done in Dragon Ball Z, yell "CUMMEHAMEHA"(instead of Kamehameha) and shoot it in the girls face!
Cummehameha;
Girl: oh baby oh baby
Guy:(pulls out) CUMMEEEEAMEHAAAAAA!!!!
Girl: What he fuck was that!!!???
Cummehameha by logiebear1993 June 28, 2010
An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)
Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!
cummet by jacob February 2, 2005
It means to cum in a fancy way.
For example, hey John! Are you cumething? John: yes I am!
cumeth by Shinji1karir34 January 31, 2023

Cummesthyism

An old English word for the study of nut.
I’m pursuing a degree in cummesthyism.
Cummesthyism by Luigi_is_thicc December 4, 2018

Cumlethics

Includes classic sports such as longcum
Watched some great cumlethics at the park yesterday