5 definitions by Rabid Nozomi

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.
Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.
by Rabid Nozomi September 12, 2008
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Merge of the words 'confused' and 'befuddle.'

Origin unknown; I have claimed to have created it before to my friend, who had also claimed the same.
This class confuddles me.

I am confuddled.
by Rabid Nozomi January 17, 2007
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The act of increasing your friends' self-esteem by complimenting him or flirting with him, even if you have no real interest in dating him.
Don't worry about me and Eric, I was just fluffing him up.
by Rabid Nozomi September 20, 2009
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Simply window shopping on the internet, looking through your computer screen rather than through an actual window.
I spend all my time screen shopping on Amazon.com.
by Rabid Nozomi January 19, 2009
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Hating something for the fact that everybody else likes it, not for the fact that the "thing" is good or bad.

For instance, hating a band even though you've never even heard their music simply because everyone loves the band.
He's anti-fadding, because he likes Final Fantasy himself, but he claims to hate it because he hates the fanbase.
by Rabid Nozomi January 2, 2009
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