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Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
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When you cum in a girls mouth and a little sneaks out.
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cumbrle by petezaroll January 15, 2019
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cumbolt by legalus January 5, 2008

Cumble Tea 

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................
Cumble Tea by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020
a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum
look at that cumbone
cumbone by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021
an orifice of a male or female that is the primary receptical of a male orgasm.
this guy was running his mouth and i told him to shut his cumhole.
cumhole by scott crowley December 18, 2005