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Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
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Cumbrella 

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas
Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumbrellas 

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.
Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.
Cumbrellas by BryanNi February 11, 2021

Cumble Tea 

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................
Cumble Tea by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020

Cumbrero 

When a girl has cum in her hair, she is said to be wearing a Cumbrero (pronounced like sombrero)
::While at a party:::

Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-

"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"
Cumbrero by StreetBikeTakeover August 6, 2009

cumbreath 

A person who sucks (ding ding) and gets ejaculate in there gob/mouth. If you kiss someone with "cumbreath" and havn't recently recieved a heady from them, BE WORRIED!
That chick at the bar i was just talking to had "cumbreath" i think i will go back and buy her a drink!
cumbreath by Crozo January 22, 2006