Cum wallet

A wallet, that contains the money obtained by donating sperm.

Steve: Why do you have 2 wallets?
Mark: One of them is my cum wallet.

by CUM_WALLET November 26, 2009

Cum Wallet

Another name for female genitals

Yo dude, I just filled her cum wallet up.

by RichieBigTits August 23, 2021

Cum Wallet

A wallet glazed in a fine layer of cum, all the way through, the inside and the outside

"Can you go fetch me my cum wallet, the pizza man's here"
"If you don't have a cum wallet, you're not a real man"

by Cthu1hu December 20, 2019