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A rite of passage for the rightful heir to the cum throne it symbolizes the young princes dedication to become emperor of cum the cum scar is only achievable if gallons of cum is poured directly into your open wound causing excruciating agony
I doth protest he nay even has a cum scar let alone royal cum
Cum scar by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

Cum-Scarfing 

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.
Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.
Cum-Scarfing by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019
When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.
Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.
Cum scare by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016

You Scared The Cum out of Me 

When you get Super Duper Ultra Scared
Guy 1: *Shows Super Duper Ultra Scary Pic*
Guy 2: AHHHHH
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: bro You Scared The Cum out of Me

Cumscare 

When a penis ejaculates on your face unexpectedly
Oh jimmy cumscared me the other day when I was giving him a blowjob
Cumscare by even123angrybirds March 1, 2023

cumscara 

When your older brother jerks off into a cotton then daps your eyeliner kit with his moist semen
Damn I thought I told you Brenda if you gon suck my dick you best be mourning like a rainy day in Seattle with yo ass sucking my d bitch Brenda you best be so sad that you one of my baddest hoes around you know I can only nut when I see your face smacked up and red and wet cumscara all ruined down your slutty bitch cakes and I need to nut so hard and if I don’t I’m gonna kick you in the can you little bitch don’t forget your cumscara
cumscara by Wolf murder March 21, 2024
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