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Cum roullette 

Take as many friends as you want and grab a box of tissues, take 3 tissues each. After taking the tissues go into a different room and blow your nose into two of the tissues, ejaculate into the last tissue.

Screw up the tissues and come back into the room, players take it in turn to eat a tissue, the loser is the one that eats the most cum filled tissues

The winner (if there is one) is the one that eats the most snot but least cum
A: yo bro wanna play cum roullette

B: nah m8 i remember last time, no one wins in that situation
Cum roullette by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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cum roulette 

When you have six dudes cum in a chick and you all have to take a paternity test. Whoever is the father loses.
I lost cum roulette because I have a kid.
cum roulette by askdkd May 13, 2012
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Cum roulette 

Cum roulette is when you and a couple friends play Russian roulette with cum first to cum looses
And then bill Gates comes out of no where and anal fuck all of you until you bleed

The first one to cum is the looser
Omg me and bill played cum roulette last night
Cum roulette by N_E_K June 13, 2016

Cum roulette 

You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses
Me and the homies just played cum roulette
Cum roulette by Ronald McTits February 9, 2022
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