cum drum

1. Grab yo bitch
2. Spin her around
3. Have a seat
4. Make her sit on you
5. Put it in her
6. Bend that 'ho' over
7. Get to slappin that ass

Baby--the sex gods are displeased by our lack of action. Hop on and I'll give that new cum drum rhythm I wrote a try. Maybe that'll make them happy.

by Sasquatch Johnson June 27, 2007

Cum drum

Used as an insult.

When another guy cums in your girlfriend, then she gives you a Brazilian lap dance.

"You're a douche."
"You're a cum drum."

by LaughingallthewaytoUD November 30, 2017

cum-drum

VERB

1. To masturbate excessively, to the point pubic hair is ripped out and the wiener remains sore for at least 1.5 hours.

2. To perform drums on a street corner for a small amount of cum from passers-by.

1. I cum-drummed so hard semen poured out of my nose.

2. Don't judge me! This is what I do! You are so ungrateful; I play beautiful music and you can't spare a drop of cum!

by Mack B May 21, 2008

Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

Drum and cum

The act of simultaneously jerking off two cocks at the same time in your mouth.

Tracy was really into that bukkake. She really knows how to drum and cum.

by rellooooo December 2, 2013

cumdrum

Someone that takes in as much semen as they possibly can, they more than likely really love the taste of it. Either in the mouth or by way of other holes they may have in their body. Also known as a whore, slut, hooker, dirtyleg, or split tail.

Man I saw that chic with three dudes last night, she is a total cumdrum. That bitch is a freaking cumdrum, she swallowed every drop of my load.

by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

Cumdrum

The result of intense face fucking causing semen to be forced through every orifice in the human skull.

Your sister wouldn’t let me stop pounding her face until she was cumdrum and all drizzly!

by Tezzlha April 3, 2021