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When your surrounded by kumquats and your girl is being a whore. Get that dude's kumquats out of your mouth. I don't care if it tastes citrus!
Man your girl is all over that dude in the citrus grove. Damn what a cum twat! Get that fruit out of your face!
Cum twat by LittleDHammer December 10, 2016

cum-twat 

It strictly defines someone who is ugly, due to there personality and the fact that can be a total a-hole, too.
Man, Jim is a real cum-twat in the morning.
cum-twat by Evil 1 August 24, 2006

cum twat squat 

The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.
In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!
cum twat squat by Chrailey July 9, 2011

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

cum guzzling twat waffle 

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

cum covered twat waffle 

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.
Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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