Cum Tub

A group of between 10 and 1000 men jerk off into a bath tub. When it is full, a classy brave slut then gets into the tub. After DNA testing is complete nine months later, the man whose baby it is wins. Betting is encouraged. Also know as man-seed aquifer

This girl totally got in our cum tub and I won!

Cum Tub by christjaws March 1, 2009

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tub of cum

when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum

dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum

tub of cum by chungusmemes March 14, 2023

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cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub

Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?

cum in a hot tub by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021

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Cum Tube

A unique nick name for a penis

"I made that bitch suck my cum tube while I gave her the shocker"

Cum Tube by B.Hill September 19, 2007

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cum tuber

a testicular growth that is caused by too much wanking without ejaculation

rosie: " at first i thought jason had two cocks but it was jus' a cum tuber."

cum tuber by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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