Cum Tax

Cum tax is the tax rate put onto an individual's cum based on the value it holds because of its Cum Valuation. Instead of being taxed real money, you are taxed in excess cum.

Sarah: wow william you lost a lot of cum after the Cum Tax

William: i feel dead inside

by William Donelly May 16, 2021

Cum Taxi

A temporary orifice used to carry sperm from one location to another.

1.) I told the douche bag running his mouth in the bar to shut up, or I was going to punch him in his Cum Taxi.

2.) After sex she had to wash her Cum Taxi to return to work.

by Catchup64 August 16, 2022