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cum snooter 

1. A person who enjoys snorting semen.

2. A person who commits acts of douchebaggery leading you to believe they may be snorting cum, affecting their brain.

3. A reference to someone who is or could very well be homosexual in orientation. (A Fag)

4. A general insult to everyone and anyone who you feel necessary, as long as you are not a cum snooter yourself.
"Rob came home with a box of straws and 3 gay looking dudes, I think he's a fucking cum snooter now.
cum snooter by Snootmahcum June 25, 2009

Cum Snooter 

The act of inhaling semen via nostrel from the tip of a penis or from another surface.
Bro, I thought she was going to let me finish on her face, but instead she did a cum snooter!!
Cum Snooter by NewTestamentEnglish December 3, 2018

cumsnorter

A junkie homo known as De La Paz (type 2) that collects cum from used condoms, leaves it to dry then grinds it up to a fine powder and snorts it through a straw.
De La Paz snorts dried cum and farts it out as cream.

Cumsnorter

A person that is often seen snorting the sperm of a male.
"Alex is a cumsnorter"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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