cum sniper 

A gay man, usually a Chris who intercepts a mans load.

I was about to shoot my load on my girlfriend , but that cum sniper Chris intercepted it with his face.

cum sniper by Rumplenutz January 9, 2017

Cum Sniper 

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

Cum Sniper by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017

Sniper Cum 

When you cum from a distance away usually 6 or more inches, and it lands within the woman's (or man's) weak facial positions. (Eyes, inside or near the nostrils) Also known as a killshot.

John: Holy shit dude, I accidentally just Sniper Cummed a guy!
Kyle: Holy shit that's sick where?
John: Right in her nostril, he sucked it all the way in!

Sniper Cum by BIGMONKE January 30, 2021

Cum Snipe

When your jerking of and when you cum, you hit a fly or some other insect/object out of the air

Yo I hit a cum snipe on a fly the other day

Cum Snipe by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

Cumsnipe 

Getting a girl pregnant. You hit the target. A headshot.

Jono: Ye, man. She's pregnant, not fat!
Miki: How'd she get pregnant, hey? Did you cumsnipe her, ou?

Cumsnipe by Jankoo Jebus March 31, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020