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1. A thick coating of dried cum on bald head that resembles a hair piece or toupee. Full coverage usually requires multiple simultaneous ejaculations from a group as well as the use of some type of applicator by a stylist to ensure even application and shape.
2. A protective piece of carpet - usually a remnant, but sometimes an expensive, purpose-made, decorative oriental example costing many thousands of dollars - placed on the floor to capture ejaculate from various sex acts.
1. Jim enjoyed showing off his cum rug after having many men ejaculate on his bald head during group sex. His cosmetologist friend did a nice job spreading the cum and using masking tape and vinyl edging to prevent dripping during the drying process.
2. The tech billionaire positioned beautiful custom-designed oriental cum rugs next to his bed to capture his cum dripping from the anuses of his sex partners. When they became saturated, he encased the cum rugs in acrylic and displayed them under custom lighting in his sex dungeon.
Cum Rug by Velvet Tongue February 24, 2026
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026