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when a guy cums in a girl or guy's ass and that action when that person farts out the cum cuasing it to squirt out of that person's ass

watch out when you cum pie hoe! it almost got on my feet.

cum pie by gage k April 10, 2005

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Cum Pie

When two men have an organs at the same time, but instead of cum, their asses open up, and a pie filled with fresh cum appears. Once they take it out, their asses close. They eat it for the rest of the night.

Harry: Umm... Larry... Why did a cum pie just come out of your ass? Why is it white filling?!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!

Cum Pie by NoobDood1576 January 9, 2021

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Cum-Pie

The plural of Compas

Cum-Pie. Like Cacti Is more than one cactus... Cumpie is more than one compas.

Cum-Pie by mankarcameroon April 28, 2009

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cum pie suprise

nut in a girls mouth while getting a bj

that bitch was pissed when i gave her the cum pie suprise

cum pie suprise by nickle stack and ed dirt October 4, 2007

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Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.

The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

Banana Butter-Cum Pie by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

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Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

Freshly Baked Cum Pie by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

cum-cherry pie

when having anal you jizz in her butt and take a cherry and plug up her butt with it , let it sit and bake for about 30 minutes , remove the cherry and enjoy.

bob: I had a cum-cherry pie last night!

james: How did it taste?

bob: Could of cooked a little bit longer.

cum-cherry pie by rickjames3 March 12, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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