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Cum King 

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
Cum King by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021
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Cum King 

A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard
Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth
Cum King by Brandon Gonzalez November 4, 2023

cum king (queen) 

A cum king is a man or woman who demonstrates the ability to cum and be cummed on more than the average person according to a study by the University of California.
Hello, are you a cum king (queen)?

Yes. I am a cum king because I have cummed and been cummed on fairly frequently in my lifetime.
cum king (queen) by KumKing April 22, 2011

cum slut king 

when i rich man loves sex and fun times, his anus is loose and hes always horny
"did you know Jeff Bezos is a cum slut king ?"
"ew , really?"
cum slut king by rory owo May 13, 2020

Cum Swamp Kingdom 

A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.

It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.
Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"

Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"

kingdom cum 

When you cum so hard you start to see the light.
Guy: Dude, I got a blowjob last night and I think I saw the light that dying people see.
Guy 2: Shit, you went to Kingdom Cum.
kingdom cum by JakesFlannel June 30, 2014

This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows
(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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