A cum king is a man or woman who demonstrates the ability to cum and be cummed on more than the average person according to a study by the University of California.

Hello, are you a cum king (queen)?

Yes. I am a cum king because I have cummed and been cummed on fairly frequently in my lifetime.

cum king (queen) by KumKing April 22, 2011

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cum slut king

when i rich man loves sex and fun times, his anus is loose and hes always horny

"did you know Jeff Bezos is a cum slut king ?"
"ew , really?"

cum slut king by rory owo May 13, 2020

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Cum Swamp Kingdom

A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.

It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.

Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"

Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"

Cum Swamp Kingdom by Obvious_Ninetrey_Alt January 7, 2023

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kingdom cum

When you cum so hard you start to see the light.

Guy: Dude, I got a blowjob last night and I think I saw the light that dying people see.
Guy 2: Shit, you went to Kingdom Cum.

kingdom cum by JakesFlannel June 30, 2014

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This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows

(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum

This is my kingdom cum by The real press November 2, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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