Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.

Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."

by titomac November 22, 2011

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cumjested

an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

by Superman307 August 20, 2010

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Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

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