Cum Hammer

If you dont know what a dick is by now, you're in a lot of trouble.

I have a Cum Hammer.

I use my cum hammer to nail broads to matressess.

I alos have a Cum Hammer.

by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

Cum Hamper

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.

Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018

CumHammer

a very large penis

“i saw his cumhammer for the first time”

by josh0620 February 23, 2023