Cum Cobain

The act of accidentally or meaningfully ejaculating on your own face.

Mike: Ya bro, when I pulled out my dick it shot up and I blew a load all over my face!
Craig: Damn man you totally Cum Cobained yourself lmao

by Ty Murphy May 23, 2019

Cum Cocaine

While having sex, pull your cock out of your partner and proceed to ejaculate on a flat surface. Your partner snorts the cum like a sweet line of cocaine.

That bitch took a line of my cum cocaine after I fucked her ass.

by Bert M December 10, 2007