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Chiwendu
A very beautiful girl, who is likely to be dark skinned because of where her name is from. She is very quiet when you first meet her, but as you get to know her, her voice becomes a suprise to you! She can also be bossy but it’s always out of love! If your looking to date one of these rare girls then reconsider! She doesnt have time for boys and prefers to stay on track. She is likey to enjoy cookies and milk escpecially chocolate cookies! She gets mood swings but just know she might have personal issues! If you let go of her you know that you’ve lost a great deal because she still cares for you deep inside and wont ever put you in her bad book! But don’t toss her around or you know you have awaken a lioness!
“Yo that girl chiwendu is spicy!”
“Bro she is goals though but a lot to handle, i really think you should hold back, she doesn’t have time for love!”
“Bro she is goals though but a lot to handle, i really think you should hold back, she doesn’t have time for love!”
Chiwendu by Urbantea2332 March 11, 2021
Curwensville
Pathetic boring town in central Pennsylvania where the only thing to do is get drunk. Eventually everyone decides to leave because it is nothing, but a wasteland. Only queers live in Curwensville.
Curwensville by abc_123 April 29, 2008
Chiwenie
A type of dog; a mixed breed between a Chihuahua and a Dachshund (Weiner Dog) It tends to look more like a Chihuahua than a Dachshund.
Example 1:
Boy: "Happy birthday! Here's your present."
Girl: *opens present* "Is this... Did you really... Get me a Chiwenie?"
Boy: "Yes I did."
Girl: "I love you!"
Example 2:
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see that Chiwenie at the pet shop yesterday?"
Dude 2: "Yeah! But it's already gone. It was so cute and irresistable!"
Boy: "Happy birthday! Here's your present."
Girl: *opens present* "Is this... Did you really... Get me a Chiwenie?"
Boy: "Yes I did."
Girl: "I love you!"
Example 2:
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see that Chiwenie at the pet shop yesterday?"
Dude 2: "Yeah! But it's already gone. It was so cute and irresistable!"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026