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word used to describe victims of the phenomenon known as the devils baker or satans sou-chef, purveyor of rare herbs and proscribed substances, as well as fine pastry products to the unsuspecting masses since the dawn of recorded history.

the after affects of the worlds most herbal teacakes.
how you feeling now, you look a bit spaced?" "aye, im utterly fucking cunto'd
cunto'd by jeffwode June 2, 2011
Related Words

cunto diablo 

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.
You are a right proper cunto diablo!
cunto diablo by real deal 83 July 23, 2014

Cunto de gunto 

Karim saw a Amin fucking a hooker in the ass and said "Amin you fucking cunto de gunto"
Cunto de gunto by Jdub J May 18, 2006

Dope Cuento Homey 

an alternative to 'cool story bro' created on the FBR community FBR_TRASH on Wednesday June 23 by an anon.
person 1: you guys my cat died by falling on tha stairs!!!1!
person 2: awwww sorry gf
Person 3: dope cuento homey
Dope Cuento Homey by teamyon June 26, 2010

Don Cheto 

American-Mexican slang for Trash at everything. Also slang for the word shit.
Aye, I need to take a don cheto/shit.
You are don cheto quality/ trash at everything.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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