Cuddlistic

The inability to cuddle.

Oh he was so stiff when I tried to cuddle with him, he must be cuddlistic

Cuddlistic by Larrybos September 26, 2011

cruddlesticks 

Catchphrase of David from the Netflix series Hilda. A combination of the words crud and fiddlesticks. Usually used in situations where one has done something stupid, or where one is seriously fucked.

David, seeing Hilda and Frida kissing and groping each other: " Oh cruddlesticks, the only two girls who DON'T think I'm a loser are lesbians. Now what do I do? Oh look, there's a bug on me...."

cruddlesticks by BlackWaltz3 February 5, 2019

Cuddlesick 

Having a need and/or craving for cuddling.

Boyfriend: "Are you feeling ok?"
Girlfriend: "I've just been a bit cuddlesick lately."
Boyfriend: "C'mon, let's go fix that!"

Cuddlesick by R530er October 11, 2014

caddlesticks 

A caddlesticks is an individual that exhibits a number of desirable, or based on one's opinion and morals, undesirable.
A caddlesticks is a person that is described as being very horny at times, likely to consume alcoholic beverages, and also very willing to engage in conversations that the general population might find awkward...
As of late, it has also been used as a word to define a state of intoxication...

Person 1: "Man, that caddlesticks over there sure is always horny. It seems like he's been giving me some looks from across the party."
Person 2: "That's a caddlesticks for ya. You should go over there and talk to him. Talking to a caddlesticks is always interesting.
"Wow, im so caddlesticks right now.. I hope I don't pass out."

caddlesticks by Jack Cattle December 28, 2007

Cuddlist 

Someone who receives pleasures from physical contact this is positive. (i.e. Friendly hugs, cuddles)

She was such a cuddlist; She moaned when I hugged her.

Cuddlist by Verruce October 12, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020