cruddlesticks 

Catchphrase of David from the Netflix series Hilda. A combination of the words crud and fiddlesticks. Usually used in situations where one has done something stupid, or where one is seriously fucked.

David, seeing Hilda and Frida kissing and groping each other: " Oh cruddlesticks, the only two girls who DON'T think I'm a loser are lesbians. Now what do I do? Oh look, there's a bug on me...."

cruddlesticks by BlackWaltz3 February 5, 2019

Criddlestick 

A tool that is used by dumpster divers to reach or manipulate the treasures within the confines of a dumpster, garbage can or pile.

I was so thankful that I had my criddlestick with me when I saw the unopened can of baked beans that had been tossed into the dumpster.

Criddlestick by Bee Kind May 21, 2016

caddlesticks 

A caddlesticks is an individual that exhibits a number of desirable, or based on one's opinion and morals, undesirable.
A caddlesticks is a person that is described as being very horny at times, likely to consume alcoholic beverages, and also very willing to engage in conversations that the general population might find awkward...
As of late, it has also been used as a word to define a state of intoxication...

Person 1: "Man, that caddlesticks over there sure is always horny. It seems like he's been giving me some looks from across the party."
Person 2: "That's a caddlesticks for ya. You should go over there and talk to him. Talking to a caddlesticks is always interesting.
"Wow, im so caddlesticks right now.. I hope I don't pass out."

caddlesticks by Jack Cattle December 28, 2007