Cuddlefunker

A person who ruins a good cuddle by e.g passing gas or talk about nasties.

- Did you just fart?!
- Maybe..
- OMG you're such a cuddlefunker!

by baba kolo October 11, 2011

cuddlefucker

A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck

You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!

by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015

cuddlefinger

The middle finger that massages the sphincter while the rest of the hand cups the scrotum

When someone is overly brown-nosing, they are a cuddlefinger.

by I failed english November 21, 2010

Chuddlefunder

an impish, and whimsical undertickling of the area that separates the vagina and anus of a female.

Bitch got weird on me, so i gave her a Chuddlefunder and she opened right up.

by Don Quehote September 12, 2011

CuddleFucked

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.

Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."

by Meinekilla May 2, 2011

cuddlefucked

When someone cuddles the fuck out of you. It can be naked and horny but there is never sex.

I just got cuddlefucked

by kittenskitten June 7, 2016

Cuddlefucklery

This is a specific type of cuddling that happens after exhausting session of sex.

After some serious Cuddlefuckleryma I got up and made myself a sandwhitch.

by -Whit April 16, 2017