cuddlefinger

The middle finger that massages the sphincter while the rest of the hand cups the scrotum

When someone is overly brown-nosing, they are a cuddlefinger.

by I failed english November 21, 2010

Cuddlefunker

A person who ruins a good cuddle by e.g passing gas or talk about nasties.

- Did you just fart?!
- Maybe..
- OMG you're such a cuddlefunker!

by baba kolo October 11, 2011