Cuddle Threesome

when a group of 3 people, typically one guy and two girls, join together in some cuddling action. The guy tends to be in the middle of the two girls and rotates back and forth with some spooning and touching of the female body parts or some light rubbing all over her body.

John goes to bed with 2 girls and can't decide which girl he would like to cuddle with, so he turns left and spoons Veronica while stroking her breasts. Then after he gets bored, he turns over to Penelope and wraps his arms around her while his boner touches her backside from the first cuddling action with Veronica. The entire night becomes an awkward cycle of switching back and forth between Veronica and Penelope with a result of absolutely no sleep as well as no further action from the girls; thus, you have a cuddle threesome.

Cuddle Threesome by Psych Counselor December 31, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Cuddle Threesome • cuddle • cuddle puddle • Cuddle-able • cuddle bitch • cuddle call • cuddle rape • cuddle muffin • cuddle whore • Cuddle Cock

Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

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cfm boots

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.

cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002

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