When you are cuddling up against someone's butt (i.e. spooning), then that person is your Cuddlebum.
This term came to fruition and gained popularity from the show Will & Grace when one of the characters asked "Will you cuddle me bum?" and the nickname Cuddlebum was then given.
RANDOM GIRL: I'm lonely and cold; I need someone to cuddle me bum!
RANDOM BOY: I'm lonely. I wish I had a Cuddlebum!
(**BOY and GIRL hear each other, look at each other, sparks fly. They get in bed together and spoon**)
when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'
when two people (usually friends or lovers) turn around so their rears are facing each other and then proceed to shake their bootys at alternating right angles to the direction they are facing.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."