when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'
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As soon as Mark finished, he collapsed over Wendy. Breathing heavily and moving his hips they cuddlefucked until they fell asleep
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Tired from cooking, the girls laid down to cuddle and nap. Then, things turned unexpectedly naughty. They never stopped cuddling, never changed position, but orgasms preceded their originally intended slumber as they cuddlefucked to sleep.
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