cuddlefump

when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'

You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you

cuddlefump by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

cuddlepuppet 

Someone who is so cute you just want to stick your hand up their shirt and spoon them forever.

"Oh Klaus, you are my cuddlepuppet!"

"Oh, Livermittens".

cuddlepuppet by Agentlover September 30, 2006

Cuddlecumming 

Verb. The acting of ejaculating due to cuddling. See also, Cuddlerape.

Jason was cuddlecumming because he was cuddled up between Mandy and Jess.

Cuddlecumming by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010

Cuddlefuck

When a couple finishes a sex session and the man remains in their partner and transitions into cuddling, still inside their partner, occasionally thrusting into them

As soon as Mark finished, he collapsed over Wendy. Breathing heavily and moving his hips they cuddlefucked until they fell asleep

Cuddlefuck by Siglofbaphomet January 25, 2015

cuddlefucker 

A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck

You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!

cuddlefucker by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015

Cuddlefuck

When an innocent, earnest attempt at cuddling turns very sexy, without exceeding the threshold of exertion that would stop all cuddling and leave only fucking.

Tired from cooking, the girls laid down to cuddle and nap. Then, things turned unexpectedly naughty. They never stopped cuddling, never changed position, but orgasms preceded their originally intended slumber as they cuddlefucked to sleep.

Cuddlefuck by DomesticGoddess™ July 16, 2020

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

cuddlefuck by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003