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cuckmobile 

A vehicle used by one or more cucks to carry out their cuckery
Quick, to the cuckmobile Andrew!
cuckmobile by Neilson Smeilson April 24, 2020

Cockjobber 

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.
Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!
Cockjobber by Faulken April 24, 2011
An insult used towards someone who is not only being a dick, but is also making a downright fool of themselves.
“You can shove it, cockjob”
Cockjob by Pazsy June 8, 2020
When two men, usually homosexuals decide to fuck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. Instead of placing the cock in the pussy, the two cocks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. The cockjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. A typical ending to a good cockjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the cum off each other's cock and thighs.
I vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching Mike and Louis perform a masterpiece of a cockjob. The friction between the two cocks and massive loads shot was a true inspiration.
cockjob by MarieRamsey October 29, 2005

cuckoobeans 

To be mad; insane; crazy.
I told her Friendly's sucked and she went cuckoobeans on me.
cuckoobeans by RaMDaY March 9, 2006

cockjobbery 

Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.

Also can be said as knobjockery.
Ronald IV of Uddington: "Harold, will you stop your incessant cockjobbery and listen to me"
cockjobbery by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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