Cuckjob

When a woman gives her man a handjob while telling him how she cheated on him or wants to cheat on him.

After being fucked by her bull, she went home to give her husband a cuckjob.

by faffbcf June 18, 2022

cuckmobile

A vehicle used by one or more cucks to carry out their cuckery

Quick, to the cuckmobile Andrew!

by Neilson Smeilson April 24, 2020

Cockjobber

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.

Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!

by Faulken April 24, 2011

Cockjob

An insult used towards someone who is not only being a dick, but is also making a downright fool of themselves.

“You can shove it, cockjob”

by Pazsy June 8, 2020

cockjob

When two men, usually homosexuals decide to fuck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. Instead of placing the cock in the pussy, the two cocks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. The cockjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. A typical ending to a good cockjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the cum off each other's cock and thighs.

I vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching Mike and Louis perform a masterpiece of a cockjob. The friction between the two cocks and massive loads shot was a true inspiration.

by MarieRamsey October 29, 2005

cuckoobeans

To be mad; insane; crazy.

I told her Friendly's sucked and she went cuckoobeans on me.

by RaMDaY March 9, 2006

cockjobbery

Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.

Also can be said as knobjockery.

Ronald IV of Uddington: "Harold, will you stop your incessant cockjobbery and listen to me"

by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008