Cuban Missle Crisis 

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and he shoots his load so hard in her mouth that it rockets out her nose.

I was gettin some brain from this beezie the other night and I managed to pull of the cuban missle crisis.

Cuban Missle Crisis by cubanbsmokin June 29, 2009

Cuban Missle Crisis 

That thing that no one knew about nor gave a poo poo about until Black Ops was released. Now it beats the cigar stereotype.

Before playing Cod Black Ops, I thought Castro was the president of Mexico.

(Cuban Missle Crisis must be included!!!!!11111!!)

Cuban Missle Crisis by Clueless Fuck January 4, 2011

Cuban Missile Crisis 

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

Cuban Missile Crisis by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

Cuban Missile Crisis by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

Cuban Missile Crisis by Kmac46 December 9, 2008

Cuban missile crisis 

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.

Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.

Cuban missile crisis by Herfmaster March 22, 2013

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

The Cuban Missile Crisis by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018