by Crystal_clear February 03, 2010

A delicious, but dangerous concoction of Crystal Light mixed with Everclear that is often confused for flavored water, which makes this drink highly portable and great for drinking incognito.
To make this tantalizing beverage:
mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.
Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.
WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
To make this tantalizing beverage:
mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.
Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.
WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
by classic mix-up April 25, 2011

by jacky jack November 18, 2009

"hey! im a crystal clear virgin! ive never had my genatalia groped, touched, played with, etc. by a partner!"
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by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

Crystal clear (adjective): A deceptive expression used to precede insincere, misleading, or dishonest information. In this context, it no longer conveys the usual meaning of clarity and transparency.
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You suck someone’s dick even after they cum. Once saliva is dripping from the tip, there should be a cost of saliva and cum mixture. Put it under light and watch it glow.
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