Crystal Clear

A delicious, but dangerous concoction of Crystal Light mixed with Everclear that is often confused for flavored water, which makes this drink highly portable and great for drinking incognito.

To make this tantalizing beverage:

mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.

Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.

WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.

Are you bringing water on the hike?" "Actually, I have Crystal Clear." "Nice! Can I have some?

by classic mix-up April 25, 2011

Crystal Clear

When its really cold, the womans' nipples are piercing through her white tee shirt.

"her crystal clear nips were showing during class"

by jacky jack November 18, 2009

Crystal clear

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010

crystal clear virgin

someone who has never had his/her genatalia groped, touched, played with, etc. by a partner.

"hey! im a crystal clear virgin! ive never had my genatalia groped, touched, played with, etc. by a partner!"

by guccimane23 November 21, 2009

Crystal Clear

Crystal clear is a stand name for the summoner Josephus Joby (JoJo). It ability allows the summoner to distort reality within a 5 metre radius. Power B, Speed A, Range E, Durability A, Precision A, Potential A

Meet my stand 「Crystal Clear」, It has the ability to distort reality within a 5 metre radius, NOW DIE!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Crystal clear

You suck someone’s dick even after they cum. Once saliva is dripping from the tip, there should be a cost of saliva and cum mixture. Put it under light and watch it glow.

“Sucking on dick till it’s crystalll cleaaarrr(crystal clear)”

by Slurredpee May 16, 2022

Crystal Clear

You need a friend someone to say
Get your act together
And in between they'll have to stay
Around to kiss it better
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Oh say it's true yeah I need to
Believe in what I'm seeing
I want to scream you know what I mean

I'll show you how I'm feeling

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear
You need a friend someone to pray
Take away the pressure
And in the end they'll have to stay
Around to make it better

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
I gotta get out of here (gotta get out of here)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

by Death Menace May 28, 2023