Cryjack

When a man cries while he masturbates

Man im really sad so im gonna go cryjack in my room

by Big S & Little M February 9, 2015

cyjacker

A word used by stupid people to make it seem like they know something about illegal computer activities. A derivative of "cyber" and "hijacker".

In todays news, a cyjacker has taken over the local broadcasting tower.

by Dep666 October 13, 2011

crysack

A crysack is an annoying person who whines on and on about small issues that are bothering them.

Bob hasn't shut up since i stabbed him in the eye. He's being a real crysack about it.

by thrakazog January 31, 2008

Cryjackulation

Cryjackulation is were you are over come with emotion that you masturbate with your tears.

"Man this girl was sexy i saw her and went home and did some Cryjackulation in my room"

by Mike Honcho69 October 13, 2011

Crysacking

Verb-Complaining and, or using excuses to avoid doing anything that takes the least amount of effort..

Rosie has been crysacking all morning about her back pain in effort to get out of command physical training.

by SuperSteve55134 November 23, 2009

Crywacker

A male who furiously masturbates while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic his life is

He always acts so depressed about being single, I bet he's a crywacker.

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes

Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.

by sean jay April 29, 2024