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cry yawning 

When you have been partying for days and you finally decided to lay your head on the pillow . You yawn more than once and tears puddle out your eyes or maybe just the one.
I went on a 48hr bender winded up on my friend's sofa had about 5 minutes of cry yawning before I crashed
cry yawning by Vincent Garvey January 8, 2018

cry yelling 

When your girlfriend is crying in a yelling tone.
She would not stop cry yelling at me! It lasted all night!
cry yelling by Ctrl_freq January 16, 2017

Cry in your oatmeal. 

Used when someone won't stop complaining. Should be repeated in an aggressive tone if the person responds.
Person 1: Man, this weather is really something. I can't stand all this rain.

Person 2: Cry in your oatmeal.

Person 1: What?

Person: CRY IN YOUR OATMEAL!!

cry all you want 

You can't unfuck your mother 😎
person 1: I did ya mom.

person 2: NOOOOOOO ;-;

person 1: Cry all you want, You can't unfuck your mother.
cry all you want by CrungleChugger97 September 10, 2021

Cry in your pants 

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.
"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"
Cry in your pants by jag0041200 October 7, 2011

cry until your tear ducts are dry 

When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.
Hey Cory, cry until your tear ducts are dry.