crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses
That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat
by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017
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Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020
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