3 definitions by Seahorse Eater

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A black guy who has black hair with blonde tips
Ew, did you see his hair?
Yeah, it looked like used tampons
TAMPON HAIR
by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017
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A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses
That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat
by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017
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