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Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.
Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!
by electricllizard January 24, 2023
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What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?
Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!
by ham s-wich February 19, 2021
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