Crustave is the crustacean king of the Crabs. In size, he does not differ from other crabs but that is not the reason to his ranking. Although not much is known about whether he is real or not, many believe he can outmatch Steve Buscemi in man to man combat. It was also reported in an old tapestry, that Crustave may indeed one day fight Luis Guzmán to protect this realm.
1: Have you heard of Crustave ?
2: Oh yeah the god of the ocean !
3: What ?!?! No, the king of crustaceans.
2: Oh yeah the god of the ocean !
3: What ?!?! No, the king of crustaceans.
by Ilumanatee360 August 6, 2020
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