Definitions by Ilumanatee360

Sponlivier 

Cripled by the "Meep" addiction, a Sponlivier Spon-Olivier is a feral creature which holds deep knowledge on the occult. Summoning a Sponlivier is not an easy task and can result in the repossession of your soul.

The only way known to man to hold off one of these foul creature is as follows.
Create a hole on a paved road (often called "nid de poule" by it's native tongue) and wait for it's charriot to be stopped by it.

I wanted to fix my issue I've been having with the xbox app so first thing that came to my mind was "well occult knowledge should have this covered" and summoned a Sponlivier. Let me tell you, I don't know if my soul was worth it but my issue sure is fixed.

Sponlivier by Ilumanatee360 March 23, 2022

Crustave 

Crustave is the crustacean king of the Crabs. In size, he does not differ from other crabs but that is not the reason to his ranking. Although not much is known about whether he is real or not, many believe he can outmatch Steve Buscemi in man to man combat. It was also reported in an old tapestry, that Crustave may indeed one day fight Luis Guzmán to protect this realm.

1: Have you heard of Crustave ?
2: Oh yeah the god of the ocean !
3: What ?!?! No, the king of crustaceans.

Crustave by Ilumanatee360 August 6, 2020

Probpe 

A pope that has be probed.
Any kind of probing situation can be applied as long as a pope is affected.

1: Yo dude, did you hear ? Pope Francis was probed by the cast of back to the future.
2: Ha lol, get probpe !

Probpe by Ilumanatee360 August 5, 2020