Crushing Pussy

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Pounding out the vag with no mercy. Turning the lips into raw ground beef. Destroying the fuckhole... VIOLENTLY!!! (making the pussy unusable for about a week/week-and-a-half). Or on a lesser note; making love to your girlfriend, wife, slide-off, side chick, etc. so good the night before, that she has to call out of work the next day.

Quite honestly my friend (or mate, or whatever), one must be crushing pussy AND make at least figures to gain respect in this country club (in a British accent).

Crushing Pussy by YessCubanB June 22, 2014

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Crushing Pussy

The act of having sex with a random girl.

I am going to be crushing pussy later tonight.

Crushing Pussy by T-Stan April 15, 2003

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pussy crushing

To get as much vagina as possible at a location which it is plentiful.

"Bro im so gonna do some serious pussy crushing tonight at that party"

pussy crushing by Mr. Rains February 29, 2008

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pussy crushing

This term was first coined in season 15 episode 8 of South Park, “Sponsored Content”.

Pussy crushers are people who take an aggressive PC stance towards others and are extremely confrontational at the slightest remark that even begins to point towards non-PC ideology. They also go out of their way to include minorites/people with disabilities, only to use them as a social tool to wither enhance their social status or get something out of their staged generosity. In the South Park episode, PC Principal and his frat bros invite Jimmy and Nathan to their party, but ignore them the entire time and “crush pussy” instead

Chad is such a pussy crusher. It’s obvious that he’s doing it just to impress Katie. Say anything about religion and he starts talking the MOST shit about Christians and Muslims. Pussy crushing hypocrite

pussy crushing by SmallyBiggz January 17, 2019

crushing puss

Having rough sex

Damn Thomas that bitch is bad! last night I was crushing puss!

crushing puss by 1kThousand February 10, 2025

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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