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Cropportunity 

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.
My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.
Cropportunity by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.
"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."
Cropportunist by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

crapportunity 

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".
Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.
crapportunity by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009

cropportunity 

A situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.
Me: I really like this picture, but Michael's in it.

Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.
cropportunity by cmaggie07 March 13, 2010