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Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).
JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!
Crunk Junk by Johnny S. October 30, 2005

crunk junk

a type of dunk in streetball - it involves a self alley-oop and a 180 degree spin before catching the ball and dunking it over your head
did you see that crunk junk i just pull?
i know it was insane
crunk junk by switch_19 April 18, 2006

crunk in your junk 

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.
" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

Crank-junk 

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"
Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk
Crank-junk by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022

Junk clunk 

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound
“Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”
Junk clunk by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024

punch out a chunk of rump junk

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.
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