Crunk Junk

Alcoholic beverages or drugs of such poor quality their use is only acceptable while crunk, or to reach a state of crunkenness.

Dude, that nasty 100-proof peppermint schnapps you bought is crunk junk!

by Mount P February 6, 2006

Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).

JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!

by Johnny S. September 14, 2005

crunk junk

a type of dunk in streetball - it involves a self alley-oop and a 180 degree spin before catching the ball and dunking it over your head

did you see that crunk junk i just pull?
i know it was insane

by switch_19 March 22, 2006

crunk in your junk

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.

" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

by Tory... May 5, 2005