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clampdown 

A term used in the Navy to describe excessive amounts of people cleaning small areas, often times cleaning just one small spot and accomplishing absolutely nothing at all.
Spaces are looking a little rough guys. What does that mean for us? It means we need to put some extra effort into this morning's clampdown.
clampdown by Cory(USN) July 3, 2009
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Clampdown 

An awesome song, by The Clash, about Nazis. It never mentions nazis, but you can definitely tell from listening to it that it is.
They put up a poster saying we earn more than you!
When we're working for the clampdown
We will teach our twisted speech
To the young believers
We will train our blue-eyed men
To be young believers

No man born with a living soul
Can be working for the clampdown
Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall
How can you refuse it?
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
Clampdown by Dan McCarty April 12, 2005
capdown short for capitolist downfall. surprisingly anti-capitolist milton keynes ska core. fucking incredible.
"wow, i saw capdown, i now have a creater meaning in my life"
"i love capdown"
"fuck mcdonalds"
Capdown by paul November 11, 2003
A crumpdown is when you have the last 4 crumpets, they're absolutely fucking lush and then you finish them. They're so nice that you want more, but there aren't any crumpets left so you're left helpless wanting for more.
Symptoms are: Shaking, cold sweats, increased heart rate, slurring of words and blurred vision
"Duude, I need a fix I'm crumping down pretty hard, make it extra buttery. This is the worst crumpdown ever!"
Crumpdown by PeaTearGriffin. February 22, 2009

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

clamtown 

Located amidst the southern mountains of Bethlehem, PA, it is a place that brings together the most ignorant individuals east of the Mississippi. Clamtown is conducive towards combining this ignorance with the vast number of 3s the area has to offer.
Mike: “Are we heading on up to clamtown this weekend?”
Eric: “I’m already there”
clamtown by Mayor; Clamtown, USA December 18, 2020

claptown 

Boy 1: Wanna go down Claptown now me bredrin?
Boy 2: What's that blud?
Boy 1: Aww wasteman, Clapham.
claptown by Toasttt. December 25, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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