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cumbaffled 

Cumbaffled is a word used to describe the action of being incredibly perplexed, confused, or puzzled while in the process of having an orgasm
bill: did you see the look on paul's face when he was getting head? he looked cumbaffled
jack: yeah its probably the acid hes on, i bet she looked like a unicorn to him
cumbaffled by Harvey s July 1, 2011
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cumwaffle 

A rather douchy douchebag, also known as colin
Did you hear that colin is a MAJOOORRRR cumwaffle???
cumwaffle by jamessss12342 October 16, 2008

cumpwaffles 

A plate of freshly made waffles covered in sperm. Ruins the dish, but someone may be satisfied
"Hey bill, look Gina made cumpwaffles for breakfast!"
cumpwaffles by XwarlokX82 October 21, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026