Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

Crumpaffle by lex March 4, 2005

cumbaffled 

Cumbaffled is a word used to describe the action of being incredibly perplexed, confused, or puzzled while in the process of having an orgasm

bill: did you see the look on paul's face when he was getting head? he looked cumbaffled
jack: yeah its probably the acid hes on, i bet she looked like a unicorn to him

cumbaffled by Harvey s July 1, 2011

cumwaffle 

A rather douchy douchebag, also known as colin

Did you hear that colin is a MAJOOORRRR cumwaffle???

cumwaffle by jamessss12342 October 16, 2008

cumpwaffles 

A plate of freshly made waffles covered in sperm. Ruins the dish, but someone may be satisfied

"Hey bill, look Gina made cumpwaffles for breakfast!"

cumpwaffles by XwarlokX82 October 21, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019