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in Tom Cruise's Apartment 

1.)The newest form of "in the closet".

2.)The act of hiding something.
Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."

"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"

Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".
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Black man’s cruise 

Tyrone’s ancestors came to America on a black man’s cruise

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day
"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Cruise Slut 

A woman that signs up for a Singles Cruise, gets smashed every night on the boat and proceeds to screw as many guys as possible. Of course the woman denies it to the rest of the group, yet her roommate tells everyone she has enough condoms and lube to fuck an army!
"Did you get a piece of that cruise slut? Yeah...I did her in my cabin last night."

Cruise Sock

A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.
Hey, what's this piece of plastic doing in your drawer?

It's not plastic, it's just my cruise sock
Cruise Sock by immabenavy June 22, 2011

cruise ship 

A two-way motorboat. When two girls laying in the 69 positing each motorboat the other.
Dude, that lesbian film is awesome - there's even a cruise ship scene!
cruise ship by A Bobby August 25, 2006

tom cruise style 

When you stand on an apple box to have sex up against a wall because you're too short otherwise.
Hey Jeremiah, that chick is too tall for you.

Don't worry Ben, I can fuck her Tom Cruise Style.
tom cruise style by Crood_dude January 20, 2018