Crubs
I love taking off my socks at night and itching my crubs.
These socks are a bit too small, they gave me crubs.
These socks are a bit too small, they gave me crubs.
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Crubs by Crubs Crubs August 16, 2008
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Crubs
Adjective or noun used to a describe a situation of unpleasant weirdness, especially when a person acts out of character in a bizarre and uncomfortable way.
"Did you see Alan dancing naked while shitfaced last night?"
"Yeah, that was total crubs."
"Sarah snorting soup through a straw was the most crubs thing I've seen all year."
"Yeah, that was total crubs."
"Sarah snorting soup through a straw was the most crubs thing I've seen all year."
Crubs by Crubs Crubse November 21, 2009
Cruiser Spread
The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017
Clubship
A clubship is a friendship you make at a dance club. They are usually temporary, short-term, and superficial. They tend to be very informal.
Hey, bro, I have made so many clubships working as a promoter at Transit. It's crazy!
My clubships come and go, I'll dance and make some more.
My clubships come and go, I'll dance and make some more.
Clubship by LingDanc803 August 16, 2017
Teaching Crabs How To Read
Verb,
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022