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Crowd Plow 

When you use another human being as a guide to get through thick crowds of people. The "crowd plow" does the unsought after job of parting the crowd in order for the people following close behind to make their way through with relative ease.
By keeping borderline homosexual behind my friend Gregory I was able to plow my way successfully through the dance area. Gregory as a Crowd Plow worker well good :)
Crowd Plow by danthamanZ October 3, 2011
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Crowd the Plow 

1. When someone does something very uncool or offpissing.
2. When someone is cramping your style or space
In Michigan, the department of transportation advises: "Don't Crowd the Plow." Crowding the Plow is NOT cool.
1. "I've got a gun, nobody move!"
"Hey man, settle down, don't crowd the plow!"
2. "Steve tried to invite himself to Family Game night, he's so awkward!"
"Oh that Steve, that bastard's always crowding the plow"
Crowd the Plow by Jason Lester January 12, 2009

Crowd the Plow 

In Michigan, "Don't Crowd the Plow" is a saying used by the MDOT as a means of achieving safer road conditions during the winter. Little did they know that Crowding the plow is really when a hooker or a one night stand refuses permission for anal entry by clinching the buttcheeks so tight that steel could be bent with the force.
That hooker last night was trying to crowd the plow, So I dished her a rainbow sherbert.
Crowd the Plow by Kave737 January 8, 2009

Crowd Plower 

When a V6 Mustang between the years of 2004-2011 run into a crowd whilst trying to show off at a unorganized beannig car meet.
Aye dog, you seen that Crowd Plower run into the mans himself Amadeo.
Crowd Plower by ccajbjb January 11, 2019

crowdflower

To perform a tedious task for little pay only to have your work taken without compensation.
I was crowdflowered by my grandma for raking her yard!
crowdflower by praetorfenix November 15, 2013
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