When you use another human being as a guide to get through thick crowds of people. The "crowd plow" does the unsought after job of parting the crowd in order for the people following close behind to make their way through with relative ease.
By keeping borderline homosexual behind my friend Gregory I was able to plow my way successfully through the dance area. Gregory as a Crowd Plow worker well good :)
by danthamanZ October 3, 2011
1. When someone does something very uncool or offpissing.
2. When someone is cramping your style or space
In Michigan, the department of transportation advises: "Don't Crowd the Plow." Crowding the Plow is NOT cool.
2. When someone is cramping your style or space
In Michigan, the department of transportation advises: "Don't Crowd the Plow." Crowding the Plow is NOT cool.
1. "I've got a gun, nobody move!"
"Hey man, settle down, don't crowd the plow!"
2. "Steve tried to invite himself to Family Game night, he's so awkward!"
"Oh that Steve, that bastard's always crowding the plow"
"Hey man, settle down, don't crowd the plow!"
2. "Steve tried to invite himself to Family Game night, he's so awkward!"
"Oh that Steve, that bastard's always crowding the plow"
by Jason Lester January 12, 2009
In Michigan, "Don't Crowd the Plow" is a saying used by the MDOT as a means of achieving safer road conditions during the winter. Little did they know that Crowding the plow is really when a hooker or a one night stand refuses permission for anal entry by clinching the buttcheeks so tight that steel could be bent with the force.
by Kave737 January 6, 2009